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Previously...

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[Cody]
Travis, he was my workhorse.

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Well, keep the wife.

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[Cody]
She can be very negative, sir.

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I want to talk about
Travis's business

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in light of the tragedy.

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-Are those...?
-What do you want, Cody?

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I'm from Sunshine Repo,
and your husband--

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rest his soul--

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he has a few things that
technically belong to the bank.

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Well, it looks like one
of your mortgages is past due.

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Wait, what? "One of"?

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I need a raise,

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an advance, something.

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[Stan] Water-obics needs
a new instructor.

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[Buzz] My daughter Becca,
she's prepping

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for Miss Teen Zuber.

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She's gonna need a proper coach.

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[Krystal]
I'm, like, one bad day

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from losing my house.

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That's called
"surrendering your leverage."

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Is that what you called it

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when you were trading
tiaras for tug jobs?

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Give her an upline bonus.

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Use the value of your business
to show this widow her value.

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-Ta-da!
-[Krystal] Give me double,

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-and I'll grow it.
-You'd recruit?

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[Krystal] I'll have Ernie
signed up in a week.

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Guys, my life is good.

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[screams]

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Hey, what's the, uh, fine
for gator poaching?

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Really? Ten thou?

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[knocking]

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[CeCe Peniston's "Finally"
playing]

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[Krystal]
Shake those hips!

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Squeeze those buns!

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Shake those hips!
Squeeze those buns!

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Shake those hips!

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-Cannonball...!
-Squeeze those buns!

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[distorted, echoing gasp]

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-Ah! Oh, my God!
-[whistle blows]

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Get! Get out of here!

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-You, too.
-Losers.

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 And I just cannot hide it 

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 Meeting Mr. Right...

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All right! Keep it going.

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No pain, no gain.

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Twist... twist...

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twist, and squeeze those buns.

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Squeeze... squeeze...

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-squeeze...
-[Obie] People...

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are terrified of no.

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N-O.

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Just two little letters,
but hearing them...

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brings a man face-to-face
with his soul.

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That's why Timmy
is afraid to swing

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during the biggest at bat
of his Little League life,

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and he cries in front of the
girlie he's got a crush on.

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That's why Martin keeps
his mouth shut at his J-O-B

61
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when Johnny Big Stuff
takes credit

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for Martin's idea and walks off

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with the big promotion.

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[distant chatter]

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It isn't the no

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that makes your life terrible.

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It's the fear.

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-Oh, shit.
-[Ernie] Oh, it's all right.

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It's all right.
I got it.

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Oh. Oh, thanks, Ernie.

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-Oh, you're welcome.
-Oh, it's wet.

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[Ernie]
Full of water now.

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Where you been, girl?

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Oh...

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enjoying hotel room service.

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Yeah. My FAM business
is booming,

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and my floors were
just begging to be redone.

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[laughs]

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So... Have you thought
about it anymore?

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-Starting your own business?
-[man over speakers] Ernie.

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-Nacho tank two is...
-I'm sorry, I got...

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-Yeah, I got this.
-I got to go. Okay, thank you.

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All right,
all right, coming.

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[Obie] The fear. The fear
that you'll run and hide

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in a corner when it comes time
to prove what you're made of.

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The fear... that you're weak.

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Do you want to know what I say
to the letters N-O?

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Ask Dave Dingle
in Memphis, Tennessee.

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Go ask Dave.

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Dave Dingle told me, "No,

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you can't take my wife
dancing in the Dominican,"

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and I said, "Thank you, Dave."

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-Bonar?
-Yes?

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Your dad won't see you.

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Disagree.
He will see me this time.

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[pounds on glass]

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[Obie]
Thank you, Dave Dingle.

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Ha! Ha-ha!
Thank you, Dave Dingle!

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Thank you for giving me drive.

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Thank you, Dave Dingle,
for volunteering yourself

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as my target.

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[over earphones]
I will destroy your no.

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I will crush your no
into powder,

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and I will...
[continues indistinctly]

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Your no is music...

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-[sobbing]
-[man] Uh, keep walking, boy.

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[Obie] ...to my ears,
and Mrs. Dingle and I

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will dance the bachata to it.

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-[crying, sniffling]
-Come on! Let me feel it!

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Come on! Let me feel your yes!

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My favorite thing
to hear is no.

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My favorite thing to hear
is no,

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because that means
I am close to a yes.

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[Latin song playing
over earphones]

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[clicks]

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[tape rewinding]

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[Obie] And I will sift it all
over my yes-flavored dessert.

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Ha!

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-[bachata music playing]
-Your no

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is-is music to my ears,

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-[sniffles]
-and Mrs. Dingle and I

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will dance the bachata to it.

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-Come on!
-[mouthing]

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Let me feel it!

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Let me feel your yes!

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Come on! Let me feel your yes!

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My favorite thing
to hear is no.

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My favorite thing to hear
is no, because that means

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I am close to a yes.

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[coffee pouring]

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Hi, Stan. I've been
working on these

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-on my breaks.
-Mm-hmm.

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Billboard ideas
for Splashercize.

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Could really draw some crowds
in off the interstate.

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"Wet Sweat."

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"Wave Goodbye to Your Fat."

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"Make a Splash in Your Bikini."

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No.

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No?

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You didn't even look
at 'em.

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Hey, this helps you, too.

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We got, like, three people

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coming into class every day.
Don't you want more?

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The point of paying you
two dollars a head

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is that you do
the advertising.

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If that's not enough, well,
that's your problem.

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Well, I can't live
in the stockroom forever.

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You're right, you can't.

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So you're not gonna help me out?

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You're just gonna let me starve?

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[chuckles] Starve, huh?
Don't think I haven't noticed

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all those hot dogs that
have gone missing lately.

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What do you expect me to eat?

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Look, I am the only one that
is helping you right now, okay?

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So don't point
your finger at me.

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Point it at yourself.

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What the fuck does that mean?

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You shot those gators, right?

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You got caught.

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You had to go and pay
that poaching fine.

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And if that means
you're without a house,

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well, that's your fault.

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It was my house or jail!

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I couldn't go to jail.

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Here's the thing.
You get yourself all worked up

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in a tizzy, and then
you do something rash.

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You've got a temper.

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And you've got your
head up your ass!

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Have a great night.

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Thank you!

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[Destinee crying
over baby monitor]

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Shit.

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[Destinee crying loudly]

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[crying stops]

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Okay.
[gasps]

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Oh.

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-[fussing]
-Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh...

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[continues shushing]

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 dramatic music 

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 up-tempo, dramatic music 

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[Destinee cooing, fussing]

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[Marge]
How pretty!

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Oh. Hey, Marge.

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Uh, first of the day.

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I should get a prize.

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Could I trouble you
for a restroom?

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Morning coffee just
turns me into a hose.

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Oh, well, renovations on the
house are in full swing, so...

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-water's shut off.
-Can't wait to see it.

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[vehicle approaching]

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[horn honks]

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-Do you mind?
-Course.

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[bachata music playing]

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No.

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We're throwing a rally.

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It'll be a real
morale boost.

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I don't have time
for rallies.

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-[music stops]
-I don't have time

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for you not to have time, okay?

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I've got to get
to the ballroom ASAP.

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There are curtains to hang,
balloons to fill, streamers

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-to stream...
-Our deal was that I do this

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and you pay me-- that's it.

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And only until I
get my house back.

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Our deal was that you
were gonna stick to the deal.

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Have you locked down Ernie?

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Well, Krystal, you
haven't even done the distro.

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What do you want?

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A handout? Okay, okay,
here's a handout.

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Here's another.

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I don't have
any more hands to put out.

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Looks like you might have
to actually do some work.

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-Huh?
-Ernie's in the process, okay?

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And what do you mean,
I'm not doing the distro?

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What's all this, then?

220
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Well, Carol says

221
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that order right there
has been just sitting there

222
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like that for weeks.

223
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Carol needs to mind
her fucking business.

224
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Well, Carol is gonna be here
any minute to check on you,

225
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so cool your beak on the freaks

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if you ever want
to get paid again.

227
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Hmm?

228
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Well, why hasn't this Mimi lady
been picking up her orders?

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[groans]

230
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Travis used to personally
deliver that one, okay?

231
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Why? That's not the system.

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[sighs]

233
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Why would he personally
deliver something, Cody?

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I'm already behind schedule.
I've got choreography to learn.

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Ask Carol.

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Look what I got!
Rally tickets.

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[Marge]
Awesome. Thank you.

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[Krystal] Yeah.
Sell them to your downline.

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[kids laughing
and chattering playfully]

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[bell ringing in distance]

241
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Ugh. Come on.

242
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Not the "boobs"
kid again.

243
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Does the park seem...

244
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different recently?

245
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Well, the smell sure has
improved, that's for sure.

246
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Yes, it has, but...

247
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that's not really
what I'm getting at here.

248
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You know, I used
to come out here as a boy.

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My father would walk
his grounds,

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and everybody
would wave at him.

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"Hello, Harry,"
they'd say.

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They were his friends.
They were our neighbors.

253
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Now I look out
from my office, and...

254
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I don't recognize
the faces.

255
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I don't recognize the park.

256
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Well, you just got to
get out here more.

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Yeah.

258
00:10:38,799 --> 00:10:41,467
Hey. Hola,  Garcia.

259
00:10:41,467 --> 00:10:43,049
[both speak Spanish]

260
00:10:43,049 --> 00:10:45,049
-Hey. Hola.
-Hola.

261
00:10:45,049 --> 00:10:46,508
-[girl] Hi.
-[speaks Spanish]

262
00:10:46,508 --> 00:10:48,425
Hello.

263
00:10:48,425 --> 00:10:50,758
[bell ringing in distance]

264
00:10:50,758 --> 00:10:54,091
It's like you don't even see
what's happening around you.

265
00:10:54,091 --> 00:10:57,049
And it's your job, to see.

266
00:10:57,049 --> 00:10:59,508
Y-You know, I'm-I'm...
I'm really not sure

267
00:10:59,508 --> 00:11:02,091
what I'm supposed
to be l-looking at.

268
00:11:02,091 --> 00:11:03,633
[chuckles]

269
00:11:03,633 --> 00:11:05,717
Our guests.

270
00:11:05,717 --> 00:11:09,633
I just... I want
our old guests back.

271
00:11:09,633 --> 00:11:12,383
You know, a little less
Benetton, a little more...

272
00:11:12,383 --> 00:11:15,049
Ralph Lauren.

273
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:16,216
-Oh.
-Yeah.

274
00:11:16,216 --> 00:11:18,425
Okay. [chuckles]
Okay, I-I get it.

275
00:11:18,425 --> 00:11:20,883
-I get it, I get it.
-Yes. Good.

276
00:11:20,883 --> 00:11:22,258
[sighs]

277
00:11:22,258 --> 00:11:26,508
W... Well, you know,
generally, uh...

278
00:11:26,508 --> 00:11:29,341
people don't wear shirts, so
is this a bathing suit issue?

279
00:11:29,341 --> 00:11:31,175
I just need you to bring it...
All right.

280
00:11:31,175 --> 00:11:33,091
Uh...

281
00:11:33,091 --> 00:11:36,300
Call it, um...

282
00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:39,675
Suburban Outreach. Huh?

283
00:11:39,675 --> 00:11:42,008
-Hmm? Here, take these...
-Ah.

284
00:11:42,008 --> 00:11:44,175
Yeah. Half-off passes.

285
00:11:44,175 --> 00:11:45,841
Go to the malls,
go to the zoo,

286
00:11:45,841 --> 00:11:47,675
and you give those
to affluents,

287
00:11:47,675 --> 00:11:50,216
people that live
in cul-de-sacs.

288
00:11:50,216 --> 00:11:54,133
Just... make it
my father's park again.

289
00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:56,799
You got it, Stan.

290
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,300
All right.

291
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,341
Get that shit off.

292
00:12:01,341 --> 00:12:03,633
[cheering, laughter]

293
00:12:05,216 --> 00:12:07,341
Oh, honey,
the Garbeau System

294
00:12:07,341 --> 00:12:09,133
can make any man
feel like a stallion.

295
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:11,383
Now, of course, I don't worry
about my own stallion,

296
00:12:11,383 --> 00:12:12,717
because he's getting
an all-you-can-eat

297
00:12:12,717 --> 00:12:14,550
hay buffet at home.

298
00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:19,883
Oh. Come on.

299
00:12:19,883 --> 00:12:21,592
Personal drop-offs?

300
00:12:21,592 --> 00:12:23,133
Late-night
counseling sessions?

301
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:24,675
Overnight seminars

302
00:12:24,675 --> 00:12:26,091
three towns over.

303
00:12:26,091 --> 00:12:28,550
Oh. These men...

304
00:12:28,550 --> 00:12:30,883
like to make you think
they're working hard, but...

305
00:12:33,216 --> 00:12:36,216
Oh. Travis barely had energy

306
00:12:36,216 --> 00:12:37,883
for me and Destinee.
[chuckles]

307
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:41,425
Why, of course.
Of course, right.

308
00:12:41,425 --> 00:12:43,841
Travis was a good man,
a loyal man.

309
00:12:43,841 --> 00:12:45,758
I'm sure there's
no reason to worry

310
00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:47,799
about this
Mimi Waldenstock.

311
00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:50,633
Oh.
We're gonna hang out

312
00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:52,592
while Mama and Mimi
have a nice chat.

313
00:12:54,633 --> 00:12:56,216
[Carol chuckles]

314
00:12:56,216 --> 00:12:58,091
 lighthearted music 

315
00:12:58,091 --> 00:12:59,758


316
00:12:59,758 --> 00:13:01,799
Hi.

317
00:13:01,799 --> 00:13:03,592


318
00:13:09,924 --> 00:13:11,425
[exhales]

319
00:13:20,924 --> 00:13:24,717
My injection is not
until next week.

320
00:13:24,717 --> 00:13:26,592
Oh. Mimi?

321
00:13:26,592 --> 00:13:28,216
Yeah.

322
00:13:28,216 --> 00:13:30,550
Oh. I... I've got
your FAM orders.

323
00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:33,467
They're just taking up
space in my yard.

324
00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:35,258
Oh, honey.

325
00:13:35,258 --> 00:13:37,049
You're Travis's wife.

326
00:13:38,841 --> 00:13:40,966
Oh, come on in.

327
00:13:40,966 --> 00:13:43,799
Oh. Oh.

328
00:13:43,799 --> 00:13:46,633
Oh, I am so sorry for your loss.

329
00:13:46,633 --> 00:13:48,717
-Oh. Thank you.
-Mm.

330
00:13:48,717 --> 00:13:50,592
Oh.

331
00:13:50,592 --> 00:13:53,550
-[door closes]
-I wanted to be at the funeral.

332
00:13:53,550 --> 00:13:55,717
But my spine
is crushing in on itself.

333
00:13:55,717 --> 00:13:58,300
It's stenosis.
[chuckles weakly]

334
00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:03,008
Oh, y... you are stunning,
like Travis said.

335
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,008
[chuckles]

336
00:14:05,008 --> 00:14:06,508
I'll show you...

337
00:14:06,508 --> 00:14:10,467
where Travis always put
the stuff. [chuckles]

338
00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:12,633
How exactly did you know Travis?

339
00:14:12,633 --> 00:14:16,717
[laughs] I taught him
tenth grade history.

340
00:14:16,717 --> 00:14:18,049
Twice.

341
00:14:18,049 --> 00:14:19,508
[both laugh]

342
00:14:19,508 --> 00:14:22,216
Oh, he was a
real... charmer.

343
00:14:22,216 --> 00:14:24,216
[chuckles]

344
00:14:24,216 --> 00:14:26,175
[grunts]

345
00:14:30,508 --> 00:14:32,258
Where's all your FAM stuff?

346
00:14:32,258 --> 00:14:33,717
It's out here.

347
00:14:33,717 --> 00:14:36,841
You can put it
wherever you like.

348
00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:42,425
Huh. Why do you keep
ordering this stuff

349
00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:44,883
just to dump it out here?

350
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:47,883
Oh, no.
[chuckles]

351
00:14:47,883 --> 00:14:49,841
I'm just storing it.

352
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,216
It's all Travis's.

353
00:14:53,216 --> 00:14:55,216
He bought it.

354
00:14:55,216 --> 00:14:56,966
 tense music 

355
00:14:56,966 --> 00:14:58,717


356
00:15:27,675 --> 00:15:29,966
-Are we feeling it, people?
-[man] Hey, it's Cody.

357
00:15:29,966 --> 00:15:31,924
-[laughing] Let me feel it.
-[man] Oh, my gosh, he's here.

358
00:15:31,924 --> 00:15:33,799
-Hi, sir. Good to see you.
-Good to see you, Mr. Bonar.

359
00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:36,467
-Oh, hi.
-[man] That's him.

360
00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:38,758
-[giggles]
-[man] That's him.

361
00:15:38,758 --> 00:15:40,841
-Beautiful. Beautiful!
-[woman] Hey, Cody.

362
00:15:40,841 --> 00:15:43,467
Hey. What the frick, people?

363
00:15:43,467 --> 00:15:45,383
I can't prepare the rally

364
00:15:45,383 --> 00:15:47,300
-if I can't feel the rally.
-[snaps fingers]

365
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:48,717
-Huh?
-Yeah.

366
00:15:48,717 --> 00:15:50,675
-Come on, let me feel it.
-What a pleasure.

367
00:15:50,675 --> 00:15:52,717
-Right? Give me heat!
-Whoo!

368
00:15:52,717 --> 00:15:54,758
-Energy. Yes!
-Yeah!

369
00:15:54,758 --> 00:15:59,467
Give me 200
motivation-starved IBOs

370
00:15:59,467 --> 00:16:01,758
just begging to get
what I'm cooking up

371
00:16:01,758 --> 00:16:04,550
-out of Mr. Garbeau's cookbook.
-[woman] Hear, hear.

372
00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:06,799
Yeah! Sorry,
that wasn't it.

373
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,841
-Well, find it! Quickly.
-Yes, sir.

374
00:16:08,841 --> 00:16:10,841
-Come on!
-Come on, come on.

375
00:16:10,841 --> 00:16:12,550
-Let me feel it!
-Oh, yes. Whoo!

376
00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:14,133
Let me feel your yes!

377
00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:15,467
-Come on, people.
-Yes! Yes!

378
00:16:15,467 --> 00:16:18,049
-More. More. Let me feel it.
-[scattered exclamations]

379
00:16:18,049 --> 00:16:22,049
-What? I can't hear you!
-[chanting] Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

380
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:25,425
-I can't hear you!
-Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

381
00:16:25,425 --> 00:16:29,216
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

382
00:16:29,216 --> 00:16:30,966
Yes!

383
00:16:30,966 --> 00:16:32,799
[chanting continues]

384
00:16:35,091 --> 00:16:37,633
You know, if an elephant
could fit on our waterslide,

385
00:16:37,633 --> 00:16:40,175
it would definitely go down it.
[laughs]

386
00:16:40,175 --> 00:16:42,966
H-Here. Half-off passes,
good for the whole season.

387
00:16:42,966 --> 00:16:44,966
-[man] Thanks.
-Thank you.

388
00:16:44,966 --> 00:16:46,799
 slow, percussive music 

389
00:16:46,799 --> 00:16:48,550


390
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:50,341
-Afternoon.
-Yeah.

391
00:16:53,675 --> 00:16:55,924
Oh, hey.

392
00:16:55,924 --> 00:16:58,966
You know, if a chameleon
were to come to our water park,

393
00:16:58,966 --> 00:17:02,049
its best camouflage
would be a huge smile.

394
00:17:02,049 --> 00:17:04,841
Here, half off. Good for the
whole season. Really, it's free.

395
00:17:04,841 --> 00:17:07,924
Okay. Half off.
Good for the whole season.

396
00:17:07,924 --> 00:17:09,175
-Rebel Rapids.
-That place sucks.

397
00:17:09,175 --> 00:17:10,675
Rebel Rapids. Half off.

398
00:17:10,675 --> 00:17:11,841
Good for the whole season, sir.
Thank you.

399
00:17:13,175 --> 00:17:14,383
[sighs]

400
00:17:14,383 --> 00:17:15,966


401
00:17:23,592 --> 00:17:26,008
That's my house out there.

402
00:17:26,008 --> 00:17:28,175
[Mimi]
Couldn't you resell the stuff?

403
00:17:28,175 --> 00:17:29,467
[Krystal scoffs]

404
00:17:29,467 --> 00:17:31,883
It's worthless.

405
00:17:31,883 --> 00:17:34,633
Oh, it must have
some value.

406
00:17:34,633 --> 00:17:36,467
Travis bought so much.

407
00:17:37,467 --> 00:17:39,049
Oh, honey, I...

408
00:17:40,717 --> 00:17:42,216
Oh, I'm so sorry.

409
00:17:42,216 --> 00:17:44,924
Yeah, I don't need
your pity right now.

410
00:17:44,924 --> 00:17:46,841
It's not pity.

411
00:17:46,841 --> 00:17:50,924
It's an apology.

412
00:17:50,924 --> 00:17:53,717
Every time he came around,
there was some new story,

413
00:17:53,717 --> 00:17:56,425
some-some plan
for the two of you.

414
00:17:56,425 --> 00:17:58,383
Uh, taking you to Bali,

415
00:17:58,383 --> 00:18:00,550
putting Destinee
in private school.

416
00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:02,383
You don't vacation in Bali

417
00:18:02,383 --> 00:18:04,883
i-if it's not working,
you know?

418
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,758
Oh. Oh.

419
00:18:06,758 --> 00:18:09,467
They told him to buy this crap,

420
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:13,216
just 'cause they said to.

421
00:18:13,216 --> 00:18:15,383
He wanted to believe so bad,

422
00:18:15,383 --> 00:18:19,341
he did whatever they told him
to, no matter what.

423
00:18:19,341 --> 00:18:21,425
[air hisses]

424
00:18:21,425 --> 00:18:24,633
No matter what.

425
00:18:24,633 --> 00:18:27,091
[bachata music playing]

426
00:18:27,091 --> 00:18:29,091


427
00:18:34,966 --> 00:18:36,091
Yes.

428
00:18:39,924 --> 00:18:42,258
Nice, Cody.

429
00:18:42,258 --> 00:18:45,258
Mm. [coughs]

430
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,425
Can't breathe back here.

431
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,383
Well, that's the optimal spot
for stagecraft.

432
00:18:48,383 --> 00:18:49,592
[Kissinger coughing]

433
00:18:49,592 --> 00:18:51,675


434
00:18:51,675 --> 00:18:53,341
[coughs, clears throat]

435
00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:59,717
[Krystal]
Cody! Cody?

436
00:18:59,717 --> 00:19:01,550
[music stops]

437
00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:02,966
[Kissinger coughing]

438
00:19:04,966 --> 00:19:07,133
Can you turn that off, please?

439
00:19:07,133 --> 00:19:08,799
Thank you.

440
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:11,383
-Wow.
-I sold 30 tickets

441
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:14,383
-to my downline today.
-Hey! That's great.

442
00:19:14,383 --> 00:19:16,091
-Yeah. Yeah.
-Wow.

443
00:19:16,091 --> 00:19:19,508
But what I'd really love
is to speak at the rally.

444
00:19:19,508 --> 00:19:21,924
What would you say?

445
00:19:21,924 --> 00:19:23,799
I would talk about

446
00:19:23,799 --> 00:19:26,133
how my upline
has affected my life.

447
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:31,175
Mr. Garbeau says...

448
00:19:31,175 --> 00:19:34,799
that's what every great
speech is really about.

449
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,675
[laughs]

450
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:40,008
Great. Great.
Let's keep going.

451
00:19:42,175 --> 00:19:44,175
[seabirds screeching]

452
00:19:44,175 --> 00:19:45,841
 dramatic music 

453
00:19:45,841 --> 00:19:47,841


454
00:19:53,008 --> 00:19:54,133
[man on TV]
So get those poles out

455
00:19:54,133 --> 00:19:55,924
and fire those boats up.

456
00:19:55,924 --> 00:19:57,841
Back to you, Johnny.

457
00:19:57,841 --> 00:19:59,133
[Johnny]
And now it's time

458
00:19:59,133 --> 00:20:00,883
for "Mirta's Minute."

459
00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:02,758
[Mirta]
Local teens say goodbye

460
00:20:02,758 --> 00:20:05,550
to the streets
and hello to the beats,

461
00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:07,508
live from Tickseed Park.

462
00:20:07,508 --> 00:20:09,133
Don't miss "Mirta's Minute,"

463
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:11,758
coming up at the top
of the hour.

464
00:20:13,341 --> 00:20:15,216
dramatic music 

465
00:20:15,216 --> 00:20:17,008


466
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:22,508
[Isaac]
Hey, Mirta.

467
00:20:22,508 --> 00:20:23,717
Uh, Mirta.

468
00:20:23,717 --> 00:20:25,508
[man]
Ready to go.

469
00:20:25,508 --> 00:20:27,216
Ready?

470
00:20:27,216 --> 00:20:29,258
-[Isaac] Five...
-[man] Let's do this.

471
00:20:29,258 --> 00:20:30,592
[Isaac]
four...

472
00:20:30,592 --> 00:20:33,508
-three...
-[indistinct chatter]

473
00:20:33,508 --> 00:20:35,175
[man]
Yeah.

474
00:20:35,175 --> 00:20:38,799
I'm Mirta Herrara, live,
bringing you One Minute

475
00:20:38,799 --> 00:20:42,841
on hip-hop youth...
but with a positive spin.

476
00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:45,258
-[man grunts]
-Yes.

477
00:20:45,258 --> 00:20:46,717
-That's right.
-Yeah.

478
00:20:46,717 --> 00:20:50,175
-[man] All right, now.
-[man 2] Go ahead, slim.

479
00:20:50,175 --> 00:20:51,924
-[hip-hop music playing]
-[Judd] Okay, coming through.

480
00:20:51,924 --> 00:20:53,592
Uh, p-please.
I-I'm coming through.

481
00:20:53,592 --> 00:20:55,133
-Please, can you move?
-[Isaac] Jesus.

482
00:20:55,133 --> 00:20:56,341
-Who-who, who is that?
-Coming through, please.

483
00:20:56,341 --> 00:20:57,717
Can you move? I have
something I need to say.

484
00:20:57,717 --> 00:20:58,966
[man]
What is he doing?

485
00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,008
[Isaac]
Sir? Sir?

486
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:02,258
-Please. All right, sir.
-Papa misses you.

487
00:21:02,258 --> 00:21:03,633
-Please, come home.
-We need you out

488
00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:04,966
of the shot.
Sir, please.

489
00:21:04,966 --> 00:21:07,508
-FAM took my family.
-[Isaac stammers]

490
00:21:07,508 --> 00:21:10,008
-Get him off the stage.
-Obie Garbeau took my family.

491
00:21:10,008 --> 00:21:11,550
-Okay, just...
-He took my family.

492
00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:12,924
-Yeah, just focus
on the dancers.
-He took them!

493
00:21:12,924 --> 00:21:15,216
He brainwashed them!
He turned them against me!

494
00:21:15,216 --> 00:21:16,425
I don't even know
where they are.

495
00:21:16,425 --> 00:21:18,258
-[man] Cut the music.
-Oh, Jesus.

496
00:21:18,258 --> 00:21:20,258
[Judd]
Daddy's looking for you.

497
00:21:20,258 --> 00:21:22,091
-Daddy won't give up.
-[man] Uh.

498
00:21:22,091 --> 00:21:23,799
-Uh-huh. Back at it.
-[man 2] Yeah.

499
00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:27,091
 She makes the bed
and he steals the covers 

500
00:21:27,091 --> 00:21:30,258
 She likes it neat
and he makes a mess... 

501
00:21:30,258 --> 00:21:31,924
[Bets]
Hey, Ernie?

502
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:35,216
I know he's,
he's only nine,

503
00:21:35,216 --> 00:21:38,758
but do you think

504
00:21:38,758 --> 00:21:41,924
that he's already...

505
00:21:41,924 --> 00:21:44,258
 I like to smoke 

506
00:21:44,258 --> 00:21:46,049
 Things in common?
There just ain't one... 

507
00:21:46,049 --> 00:21:48,008
Oh, God forgive.

508
00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:49,550
But when we get to... 

509
00:21:55,550 --> 00:21:58,133
[imitates siren]

510
00:21:58,133 --> 00:22:00,383
Dad alarm.

511
00:22:00,383 --> 00:22:02,175
Hi.

512
00:22:02,175 --> 00:22:05,425
Mom found this while she was
cleaning your room.

513
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:08,508
[sighs]

514
00:22:08,508 --> 00:22:11,924
We-we don't have
to talk about it.

515
00:22:11,924 --> 00:22:15,300
But-but we can if you want to.

516
00:22:19,675 --> 00:22:22,758
All right. Um...

517
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:26,675
Listen, just, um...

518
00:22:26,675 --> 00:22:29,008
know that I love you.

519
00:22:29,008 --> 00:22:31,550
And if there's e-ever
anything that...

520
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:34,008
you need to talk about...

521
00:22:34,008 --> 00:22:36,341
I'm-I'm always

522
00:22:36,341 --> 00:22:38,675
here for you.

523
00:22:38,675 --> 00:22:39,966
Always.

524
00:22:43,675 --> 00:22:45,467
[door closes]

525
00:22:45,467 --> 00:22:47,175
[sighs]

526
00:22:53,550 --> 00:22:56,508
 I take two steps forward 

527
00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:59,049
 I take two steps back 

528
00:22:59,049 --> 00:23:02,258
 We come together
'cause opposites attract 

529
00:23:02,258 --> 00:23:04,508
 And you know,
it ain't fiction 

530
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:07,216
 Just a natural fact 

531
00:23:07,216 --> 00:23:11,550
 We come together
'cause opposites attract 

532
00:23:11,550 --> 00:23:13,258
 Who'd-a thought, ah... 

533
00:23:13,258 --> 00:23:15,841
[Krystal]
My husband spent all our money

534
00:23:15,841 --> 00:23:17,550
on a product he didn't use

535
00:23:17,550 --> 00:23:20,883
because he wanted
to climb the FAM ranks

536
00:23:20,883 --> 00:23:23,508
to a point that
it would make us rich.

537
00:23:23,508 --> 00:23:26,049
Well, there's no riches
coming to me now.

538
00:23:26,049 --> 00:23:27,550
Nothing.

539
00:23:27,550 --> 00:23:29,717
The Garbeau System doesn't work.

540
00:23:29,717 --> 00:23:32,550
[softly]
The Garbeau System doesn't work.

541
00:23:32,550 --> 00:23:34,216
-[Destinee fusses]
-"Maybe you're just lazy."

542
00:23:34,216 --> 00:23:37,717
"Maybe you're just
a stinker thinker."

543
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:40,008
Bullcrap.

544
00:23:40,008 --> 00:23:43,841
You're going...
You're going...

545
00:23:43,841 --> 00:23:46,675
broke...

546
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,425
for a lie.

547
00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:55,799
If the Garbeau System worked,

548
00:23:55,799 --> 00:23:58,091
I wouldn't be broke.

549
00:23:58,091 --> 00:24:00,258
If the system worked,

550
00:24:00,258 --> 00:24:03,008
I wouldn't be sleeping
in a closet.

551
00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:05,799
Now, you're all going broke
for a lie.

552
00:24:05,799 --> 00:24:07,592
[door handle rattles]

553
00:24:07,592 --> 00:24:09,425
[sighs]

554
00:24:09,425 --> 00:24:11,841
[kicks door]

555
00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:14,049
Locked out.
My baby and I sleep

556
00:24:14,049 --> 00:24:15,758
in a fucking roach closet.

557
00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:17,758
[sighs]

558
00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:29,383
[softly]
Oh, shit.

559
00:24:30,633 --> 00:24:46,300
Vendor contracts.

560
00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:51,049
[Stan] Floating the lazy river
towards implosion

561
00:24:51,049 --> 00:24:54,717
on a bright warm day.

562
00:24:54,717 --> 00:24:56,633
Okay.

563
00:24:56,633 --> 00:24:58,966
Stan's a poet. Huh.

564
00:24:58,966 --> 00:25:01,133
atmospheric music 

565
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:03,133


566
00:25:11,883 --> 00:25:14,508
What the fuck?

567
00:25:21,508 --> 00:25:24,966
[quietly]
Wait, what the fuck?

568
00:25:24,966 --> 00:25:27,508
[man screaming in distance]

569
00:25:31,467 --> 00:25:34,133
[keys jangle]

570
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:36,966
[man continues screaming]

571
00:25:40,592 --> 00:25:41,799
[gasps]

572
00:25:41,799 --> 00:25:43,467
-No!
-Oh! Oh, my God.

573
00:25:43,467 --> 00:25:44,966
You scared the shit
out of me.

574
00:25:44,966 --> 00:25:46,258
Sorry.

575
00:25:46,258 --> 00:25:48,133
Oh, my God.
What are you doing here?

576
00:25:48,133 --> 00:25:50,758
Cleaning, uh, graffiti.

577
00:25:53,175 --> 00:25:56,383
You wouldn't believe where
these kids will spray-paint.

578
00:25:58,633 --> 00:26:01,133
Are you okay, Ernie?

579
00:26:01,133 --> 00:26:03,633
Happy as a clam.
[chuckles]

580
00:26:03,633 --> 00:26:05,508
You can tell me.

581
00:26:05,508 --> 00:26:09,341
Nothing to tell.
[chuckles]

582
00:26:09,341 --> 00:26:12,091
Ernie.

583
00:26:12,091 --> 00:26:14,175
Whatever it is you're feeling,

584
00:26:14,175 --> 00:26:17,008
I guarantee I've felt worse.

585
00:26:21,091 --> 00:26:24,258
Harold's head is all
twisted in circles,

586
00:26:24,258 --> 00:26:25,883
and now he's
touching himself,

587
00:26:25,883 --> 00:26:29,258
and I had to throw out
the TV and... [sighs]

588
00:26:29,258 --> 00:26:31,924
I'm so worried
about him, you know?

589
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,508
Now Stan's all
up my crack,

590
00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:37,633
you know, about this
Suburban Outreach program,

591
00:26:37,633 --> 00:26:40,300
and then I got all
these half-off passes

592
00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:41,592
that I'm supposed
to spread out.

593
00:26:41,592 --> 00:26:43,758
And I'm just, you know,
I'm just, I-I'm going...

594
00:26:43,758 --> 00:26:45,592
I don't know what to do
with them, but...

595
00:26:45,592 --> 00:26:49,258
-Ernie, just-just breathe.
-[takes deep breath]

596
00:26:49,258 --> 00:26:52,300
-Breathe and relax, okay?
-Okay. Okay.

597
00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:54,258
-[exhales]
-Okay.

598
00:26:55,758 --> 00:26:57,758
[sighs]

599
00:27:02,175 --> 00:27:06,008
It's just all...

600
00:27:06,008 --> 00:27:09,425
so much sometimes.

601
00:27:09,425 --> 00:27:11,175
[exhales]

602
00:27:11,175 --> 00:27:13,383
Everything's gonna be okay.

603
00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:15,592
Bring Harold to the park.

604
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:18,383
Have some fun together.

605
00:27:18,383 --> 00:27:20,216
I-I don't want him to
think that I care more

606
00:27:20,216 --> 00:27:21,841
about this place than I do him.

607
00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:23,425
Why would he?

608
00:27:23,425 --> 00:27:27,049
You're a great dad. A great one.

609
00:27:27,049 --> 00:27:30,425
If either of us had you
as a father, I know we'd be

610
00:27:30,425 --> 00:27:32,633
somewhere else
right now.

611
00:27:34,508 --> 00:27:36,091
And Stan can take a chill pill.

612
00:27:37,091 --> 00:27:39,425
Thank you, Krystal.

613
00:27:42,175 --> 00:27:46,592
Hey, Ernie? I'll help you.

614
00:27:46,592 --> 00:27:48,133
Give me the passes.

615
00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:50,258
Really?

616
00:27:51,841 --> 00:27:53,966
Aw, Krystal.

617
00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:56,133
[Krystal chuckles]

618
00:27:56,133 --> 00:28:00,508
You're one of the nicest people
I've ever met in my whole life.

619
00:28:00,508 --> 00:28:02,675
 lighthearted music 

620
00:28:02,675 --> 00:28:04,091


621
00:28:04,091 --> 00:28:05,675
Thanks, Ernie.

622
00:28:08,883 --> 00:28:10,633
-Good night.
-Night.

623
00:28:15,550 --> 00:28:17,175
[Judd]
This is Judd Waltrip.

624
00:28:17,175 --> 00:28:18,675
[man over phone]
Now's not a good time.

625
00:28:18,675 --> 00:28:21,049
I know he's there.

626
00:28:21,049 --> 00:28:23,883
Put Obie Garbeau the fucking
Second on the fucking phone.

627
00:28:23,883 --> 00:28:25,133
Do it!

628
00:28:25,133 --> 00:28:27,799
The best I can do
is take a message.

629
00:28:27,799 --> 00:28:30,133
I know I'm on speaker, Obie.

630
00:28:30,133 --> 00:28:31,717
I can hear it in the timbre.

631
00:28:31,717 --> 00:28:33,758
Mr. Garbeau isn't
in the office right now.

632
00:28:33,758 --> 00:28:35,633
You're a liar!

633
00:28:35,633 --> 00:28:39,049
I promise I will never
write another word.

634
00:28:39,049 --> 00:28:41,049
I-I just wanted to talk to them.

635
00:28:41,049 --> 00:28:42,508
[automated voice]
Please deposit five cents

636
00:28:42,508 --> 00:28:44,049
for the next three minutes.

637
00:28:44,049 --> 00:28:45,425
If five cents
is not deposited...

638
00:28:45,425 --> 00:28:47,550
You can't do this to me!

639
00:28:47,550 --> 00:28:50,049
I know things!

640
00:28:50,049 --> 00:28:53,383
I can fuck up your whole life!

641
00:28:55,883 --> 00:28:57,425
Randy.

642
00:28:57,425 --> 00:28:59,341
Put these over there, please.

643
00:28:59,341 --> 00:29:01,383
 atmospheric music 

644
00:29:01,383 --> 00:29:03,383


645
00:29:06,175 --> 00:29:08,341
Audio equipment.

646
00:29:08,341 --> 00:29:10,592
If the recording
turns out well,

647
00:29:10,592 --> 00:29:12,341
Mr. Garbeau would like
to consider

648
00:29:12,341 --> 00:29:14,049
distributing it
as a tape.

649
00:29:21,341 --> 00:29:23,383
[phones ringing in distance]

650
00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:28,883
-Phones haven't stopped ringing.
-[sniffs]

651
00:29:28,883 --> 00:29:30,216
Biggest response
we've ever gotten

652
00:29:30,216 --> 00:29:31,467
to a "Mirta's Minute."

653
00:29:31,467 --> 00:29:32,883
Public loves a kook.

654
00:29:32,883 --> 00:29:35,133
It's not our viewers.
All the calls

655
00:29:35,133 --> 00:29:38,550
are from these people.
They're upset.

656
00:29:38,550 --> 00:29:41,758
One guy threatened
to mail me a turkey sandwich

657
00:29:41,758 --> 00:29:43,924
every day until the network
airs a retraction.

658
00:29:43,924 --> 00:29:45,592
I don't understand
what that means.

659
00:29:45,592 --> 00:29:47,675
So stop answering the phone.

660
00:29:47,675 --> 00:29:50,508
Aren't you tired of doing
stories with a positive spin?

661
00:29:50,508 --> 00:29:52,717
I've been
calling around.

662
00:29:52,717 --> 00:29:54,425
There's a rally in town tonight.

663
00:29:54,425 --> 00:29:56,758
-Not gonna happen.
-Come on.

664
00:29:56,758 --> 00:29:59,633
[chuckles]
How long have we been doing

665
00:29:59,633 --> 00:30:01,717
-"Mirta's Minute" now?
-[sighs]

666
00:30:01,717 --> 00:30:04,133
How did this guy

667
00:30:04,133 --> 00:30:06,258
turn to that?

668
00:30:06,258 --> 00:30:09,633
He's a crazy person, Isaac.
He might not even have a family.

669
00:30:09,633 --> 00:30:12,799
Or maybe he pushed them away
with a crippling drug addiction.

670
00:30:14,049 --> 00:30:15,675
Fuck you.

671
00:30:15,675 --> 00:30:17,799
-I have disc problems.
-Oh.

672
00:30:20,550 --> 00:30:23,758
Do you want your back to hurt
doing "Mirta's Minute"

673
00:30:23,758 --> 00:30:25,425
or 60 Minutes?

674
00:30:33,467 --> 00:30:36,091
[sighs]

675
00:30:39,341 --> 00:30:40,924
[crowd chanting]
If you dream it,

676
00:30:40,924 --> 00:30:42,300
-we can do it.
-Oh. Excuse me. Sorry.

677
00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:44,633
-If you dream it, we can do it.
-Excuse me.

678
00:30:44,633 --> 00:30:46,633
-Excuse me.
-[chanting continues]

679
00:30:46,633 --> 00:30:48,675
Excuse me. Sorry.

680
00:30:48,675 --> 00:30:51,508
-If you can dream it,
we can do it.
-Excuse me.

681
00:30:51,508 --> 00:30:53,133
[man]
Silver Jeffersons incoming.

682
00:30:53,133 --> 00:30:54,633
Step aside, please.

683
00:30:54,633 --> 00:30:56,841
Step aside, please.
Thank you.

684
00:30:56,841 --> 00:31:00,049
[crowd] If you dream it,
we can do it. If you dream it,

685
00:31:00,049 --> 00:31:01,841
we can do it.

686
00:31:01,841 --> 00:31:03,550
-[man] That's what we say
around here...
-Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

687
00:31:03,550 --> 00:31:04,841
-Excuse me.
-I'm with the press.

688
00:31:04,841 --> 00:31:06,425
-Uh, I'm sorry, ma'am.
-Okay. Oh, excuse me.

689
00:31:06,425 --> 00:31:08,467
Sir. I'm Mirta Herrera.

690
00:31:08,467 --> 00:31:10,592
-I'm here for an interview.
-[crowd] If you dream it,

691
00:31:10,592 --> 00:31:12,300
we can do it.

692
00:31:12,300 --> 00:31:13,592
I reserve one-on-one coaching

693
00:31:13,592 --> 00:31:14,883
for Franklin-level
entrepreneurs.

694
00:31:14,883 --> 00:31:17,008
Uh, I'm sorry, ma'am.
You'll have to wait

695
00:31:17,008 --> 00:31:19,008
for general admission.

696
00:31:19,008 --> 00:31:21,550
[crowd] If you can dream it,
we can do it.

697
00:31:21,550 --> 00:31:23,341
-Y'all ready?
-[crowd] Yeah!

698
00:31:23,341 --> 00:31:25,008
-All right.
-All right.

699
00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:26,508
[man] How you doing
out there, FAM?

700
00:31:26,508 --> 00:31:27,966
[woman] They know
what time it is.

701
00:31:27,966 --> 00:31:29,550
Uh-huh. Yeah.

702
00:31:29,550 --> 00:31:31,049
- Uh, ding-dong 
- Ding-dong 

703
00:31:31,049 --> 00:31:32,966
- Ding-dong 
- Ding-dong 

704
00:31:32,966 --> 00:31:37,175
 Well, I used to be
so woebegone, ding-dong 

705
00:31:37,175 --> 00:31:38,758
[crowd singing along]
Ding-dong 

706
00:31:38,758 --> 00:31:40,592
- Ding-dong 
- Ding-dong 

707
00:31:40,592 --> 00:31:43,717
 I finally found my FAM
and the lights came on... 

708
00:31:43,717 --> 00:31:45,675
-She'll sleep through it okay.
-Uh-huh.

709
00:31:45,675 --> 00:31:47,133
Thank you. Thank you, Betty.

710
00:31:47,133 --> 00:31:50,133
[man]
 I'm making that climb... 

711
00:31:50,133 --> 00:31:52,383
He was tr-- Oh, sorry.

712
00:31:52,383 --> 00:31:54,550
[sighs]

713
00:31:54,550 --> 00:31:56,425
[music continues in distance]

714
00:31:56,425 --> 00:31:57,924
[whispers]
Emergency test.

715
00:31:57,924 --> 00:31:59,883
- Ding-dong 
- Ding-dong 

716
00:31:59,883 --> 00:32:01,717
[music continues in distance]

717
00:32:01,717 --> 00:32:04,633
[mutters quietly]

718
00:32:04,633 --> 00:32:06,550
- Ding-dong 
- Ding-dong 

719
00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:09,508
- Ding-dong, ding-dong 
- Ding-dong... 

720
00:32:09,508 --> 00:32:12,592
Oh. There you are.

721
00:32:12,592 --> 00:32:14,091
Whatever it is, make it quick.

722
00:32:14,091 --> 00:32:15,675
I'm on after
this ding-dong sing-along.

723
00:32:15,675 --> 00:32:17,091
That's exactly it.
No, you're not.

724
00:32:17,091 --> 00:32:18,799
I'm sorry.
I'm not explaining this

725
00:32:18,799 --> 00:32:20,883
well at all.
Let me start over.

726
00:32:20,883 --> 00:32:23,425
Mr. Garbeau is
recording tonight.

727
00:32:23,425 --> 00:32:26,091
He's gonna put
my speech out as a tape,

728
00:32:26,091 --> 00:32:28,633
so I'm the only one
who's gonna speak.

729
00:32:28,633 --> 00:32:30,425
Can you believe it?

730
00:32:30,425 --> 00:32:33,383
-Cody, that's...
-[sighs] My own Garbeau tape.

731
00:32:33,383 --> 00:32:35,841
Hey, Cody? I-I...

732
00:32:35,841 --> 00:32:37,717
I want to give you
something.

733
00:32:37,717 --> 00:32:40,758
Just to celebrate
your big moment.

734
00:32:40,758 --> 00:32:42,091
Really?

735
00:32:42,091 --> 00:32:45,425
Yeah. You've taught me
so much about...

736
00:32:45,425 --> 00:32:47,091
about the system,

737
00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:49,758
about the importance of upline,

738
00:32:49,758 --> 00:32:52,550
-about trust.
-[chuckles softly]

739
00:32:54,133 --> 00:32:56,216
Do you trust me, Cody?

740
00:32:56,216 --> 00:32:59,258
You're my number one mentee.

741
00:33:01,550 --> 00:33:05,133
But do you... trust me?

742
00:33:07,175 --> 00:33:09,049
Yeah.

743
00:33:09,049 --> 00:33:10,924
[quietly]
Good.

744
00:33:15,467 --> 00:33:18,383
[whispering]
Okay, come on. Follow me.

745
00:33:19,966 --> 00:33:22,341
-[door creaks]
-Shh. Okay.

746
00:33:22,341 --> 00:33:24,341
Almost there.

747
00:33:24,341 --> 00:33:26,383
All right.

748
00:33:26,383 --> 00:33:28,467
Stay just like that.

749
00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:30,924
Okay.

750
00:33:30,924 --> 00:33:32,675
- Ding-dong 
- Ding-dong 

751
00:33:32,675 --> 00:33:34,091
-[lock clicks]
- Ding-dong, ding-dong 

752
00:33:34,091 --> 00:33:35,133
 Ding-dong... 

753
00:33:35,133 --> 00:33:36,841
[sighs]

754
00:33:39,008 --> 00:33:42,341
-You got this.
-[crowd cheering]

755
00:33:42,341 --> 00:33:45,049
K-Krystal?

756
00:33:45,049 --> 00:33:46,592
[door handle rattles]

757
00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:48,091
-Oh. Krystal?
-[knocks]

758
00:33:48,091 --> 00:33:50,175
What-what-what is it
you want to give me?

759
00:33:50,175 --> 00:33:52,008
[cheering continues]

760
00:33:53,841 --> 00:33:56,008
Checks, hugs and rock and roll.

761
00:33:56,008 --> 00:33:58,008
Huh? [chuckles]

762
00:33:58,008 --> 00:34:00,508
All right, folks.

763
00:34:00,508 --> 00:34:04,091
Krystal? Krystal?

764
00:34:04,091 --> 00:34:06,383
Krystal!

765
00:34:06,383 --> 00:34:08,758
Krystal! Krystal!

766
00:34:08,758 --> 00:34:10,717
-[Kissinger] Are we ready...
-Hey!

767
00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:12,675
...to talk some business?!

768
00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:15,883
[crowd chanting]
Let's talk business!

769
00:34:15,883 --> 00:34:18,592
-Let's talk business!
-[Kissinger] Yes!

770
00:34:18,592 --> 00:34:21,258
Let's talk business.
Our next speaker

771
00:34:21,258 --> 00:34:23,175
needs no introduction.

772
00:34:23,175 --> 00:34:25,758
-He is the man you c...
-Hi. Thank you.

773
00:34:25,758 --> 00:34:28,717
-Hey, y'all.
-[crowd murmuring]

774
00:34:32,924 --> 00:34:36,758
My husband Travis
was at an AA meeting

775
00:34:36,758 --> 00:34:40,133
when I found out
I had a baby in my belly.

776
00:34:40,133 --> 00:34:41,175
He was trying,

777
00:34:41,175 --> 00:34:44,383
but trying just meant he cried

778
00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:46,508
when he started drinking again.

779
00:34:46,508 --> 00:34:48,675
I showed him the pregnancy test,

780
00:34:48,675 --> 00:34:52,883
and I told him I wouldn't
raise a child with a drunk.

781
00:34:52,883 --> 00:34:56,592
A week later, Travis came home
with a FAM starter kit

782
00:34:56,592 --> 00:34:58,425
-and told me...
-[gasping]

783
00:34:58,425 --> 00:35:00,841
-"I found it."
-[applause]

784
00:35:00,841 --> 00:35:03,675
[crowd cheering]

785
00:35:03,675 --> 00:35:06,717
[Krystal] FAM became
everything to Travis--

786
00:35:06,717 --> 00:35:08,049
more than liquor,
even--

787
00:35:08,049 --> 00:35:11,049
-because FAM made him feel good.
-[woman] Aw.

788
00:35:11,049 --> 00:35:13,633
And for a while,
that was great.

789
00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:16,425
But Travis chased that feeling

790
00:35:16,425 --> 00:35:19,091
into the swamp...

791
00:35:19,091 --> 00:35:21,049
and never came out.

792
00:35:23,133 --> 00:35:26,841
[sighs]
Travis gave everything to FAM.

793
00:35:26,841 --> 00:35:29,091
His nights.

794
00:35:29,091 --> 00:35:31,425
Our money.

795
00:35:31,425 --> 00:35:34,425
His life.

796
00:35:34,425 --> 00:35:37,758
When Travis got eaten
by that gator,

797
00:35:37,758 --> 00:35:40,758
I lost everything.

798
00:35:40,758 --> 00:35:42,841
You don't know
how scared you are

799
00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:44,675
until you're looking
at your baby

800
00:35:44,675 --> 00:35:47,133
and wondering where
she's gonna sleep that night.

801
00:35:47,133 --> 00:35:48,383
[sniffles]

802
00:35:50,383 --> 00:35:51,508
[Cody]
Krystal!

803
00:35:51,508 --> 00:35:53,633
I looked at my life
after Travis died.

804
00:35:53,633 --> 00:35:58,341
At bills, debts, loneliness.

805
00:35:58,341 --> 00:35:59,924
At the vultures.

806
00:35:59,924 --> 00:36:01,675
At my screaming baby
and at my empty stomach,

807
00:36:01,675 --> 00:36:05,799
and I was terrified.

808
00:36:05,799 --> 00:36:08,133
And then I looked at the...

809
00:36:08,133 --> 00:36:12,133
-at the business Travis built.
-[woman] Mm-hmm.

810
00:36:19,008 --> 00:36:20,841
[grunts]

811
00:36:23,841 --> 00:36:27,300
[exhales]
And I was excited!

812
00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:29,425
[cheering and applause]

813
00:36:29,425 --> 00:36:31,508
-Yes!
-That's right.

814
00:36:31,508 --> 00:36:33,008
Who is that?

815
00:36:33,008 --> 00:36:35,091
That's the
alligator widow.

816
00:36:35,091 --> 00:36:36,467
Travis,

817
00:36:36,467 --> 00:36:37,841
he left me a widow...

818
00:36:37,841 --> 00:36:39,592
[panting]

819
00:36:39,592 --> 00:36:43,425
...but he also left me

820
00:36:43,425 --> 00:36:45,966
a future.

821
00:36:45,966 --> 00:36:49,508
-[cheering]
-He left me an opportunity.

822
00:36:49,508 --> 00:36:52,091
Now, Travis always said,

823
00:36:52,091 --> 00:36:54,091
-"Go-getters go get."
-Give me your jacket.

824
00:36:54,091 --> 00:36:56,008
Well, I got out there,

825
00:36:56,008 --> 00:36:58,508
and I got mine, all right.

826
00:36:58,508 --> 00:37:01,383
I found myself two plump gators,

827
00:37:01,383 --> 00:37:03,175
and I shot 'em in the face.

828
00:37:03,175 --> 00:37:05,049
[crowd cheering]

829
00:37:07,175 --> 00:37:08,717
And then I skinned 'em,

830
00:37:08,717 --> 00:37:13,175
I tanned 'em, and I pulled
myself up by my bootstraps.

831
00:37:13,175 --> 00:37:17,175
And you better believe
they were alligator skin boots.

832
00:37:17,175 --> 00:37:19,049
[loud cheering]

833
00:37:21,758 --> 00:37:23,924
I'm doing so well, in fact...

834
00:37:23,924 --> 00:37:26,717
I said I'm doing so well,
in fact...

835
00:37:26,717 --> 00:37:27,799
[crowd]
How well?

836
00:37:27,799 --> 00:37:31,175
I'm doing so well

837
00:37:31,175 --> 00:37:35,049
that I spend all the time
I want in the pool.

838
00:37:35,049 --> 00:37:37,799
-[cheering]
-Living the life of Riley.

839
00:37:37,799 --> 00:37:39,799
Yeah!

840
00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,216
And while I'm in there,
I might as well

841
00:37:41,216 --> 00:37:43,425
be getting my exercise in.
Am I right, girls?

842
00:37:43,425 --> 00:37:45,216
[women cheering]

843
00:37:46,883 --> 00:37:49,383
Now, I'm not a selfish person.

844
00:37:49,383 --> 00:37:51,425
I know what's good for the goose
is good for the gander.

845
00:37:51,425 --> 00:37:53,133
Am I right?

846
00:37:53,133 --> 00:37:55,924
-[crowd murmuring assent]
-So I give back

847
00:37:55,924 --> 00:37:58,467
-every night.
-[woman whoops]

848
00:37:58,467 --> 00:38:00,258
[crowd]
Every night!

849
00:38:00,258 --> 00:38:03,216
-Every night!
-Every night!

850
00:38:03,216 --> 00:38:06,550
-Every night!
-Every night! Every night!

851
00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:11,216
-Every night! Every night!
-I give back every night,

852
00:38:11,216 --> 00:38:13,133
teaching Splashercize
down at Rebel Rapids.

853
00:38:13,133 --> 00:38:15,383
And, dang,
if it doesn't get me pumped

854
00:38:15,383 --> 00:38:16,966
to go out there and recruit!

855
00:38:16,966 --> 00:38:19,425
-[cheering and applause]
-Uh-huh!

856
00:38:19,425 --> 00:38:21,924
It's the key to my success!

857
00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:23,467
Mm-hmm.

858
00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:25,216
They told my husband

859
00:38:25,216 --> 00:38:27,467
to give everything he had.

860
00:38:27,467 --> 00:38:29,425
And he did,

861
00:38:29,425 --> 00:38:31,508
so I could get up here
and tell y'all

862
00:38:31,508 --> 00:38:34,008
that Travis's dream, my dream,

863
00:38:34,008 --> 00:38:35,425
didn't end in the swamp.

864
00:38:35,425 --> 00:38:37,675
-[woman] No!
-It lives on in the pool.

865
00:38:37,675 --> 00:38:39,633
[cheering and applause]

866
00:38:39,633 --> 00:38:41,883
 optimistic music 

867
00:38:41,883 --> 00:38:44,467


868
00:38:44,467 --> 00:38:47,133
Now, I'm teaching a class
tomorrow, bright and early.

869
00:38:47,133 --> 00:38:48,799
[singsongy]
Who's interested?

870
00:38:48,799 --> 00:38:52,550
-I've got half off.
-[cheering]

871
00:38:52,550 --> 00:38:54,133
[clamoring]

872
00:38:56,383 --> 00:38:57,383
-Me!
-I'd like to interview you.

873
00:38:57,383 --> 00:38:58,592
I'd like to interview you.

874
00:39:00,216 --> 00:39:02,216
Here, pass 'em around.
Here you go. Have-have the rest.

875
00:39:02,216 --> 00:39:05,300
Now, settle down,
'cause our next speaker

876
00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:06,924
is closer than family to me.

877
00:39:06,924 --> 00:39:09,216
He's my upline, Mr. Cody Bonar!

878
00:39:09,216 --> 00:39:13,049
-[cheering and applause]
-[man] Cody!

879
00:39:13,049 --> 00:39:17,049
[crowd chanting]
Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody...

880
00:39:17,049 --> 00:39:19,341
[quietly]
Mentorship from the best.

881
00:39:19,341 --> 00:39:21,341
[cheering continues]

882
00:39:26,550 --> 00:39:28,675
[applause stops]

883
00:39:28,675 --> 00:39:32,508
Now, that  is
a millionaire in waiting!

884
00:39:32,508 --> 00:39:34,508
[cheering and applause]

885
00:39:34,508 --> 00:39:37,508
[laughing]

886
00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:39,841
Wow!

887
00:39:39,841 --> 00:39:43,675
[cheering continues]

888
00:39:43,675 --> 00:39:45,550
-[man] Let's go, Cody!
-[woman] Yes!

889
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,383
[laughing]

890
00:39:47,383 --> 00:39:48,675
[cheering]

891
00:39:48,675 --> 00:39:49,717
[indistinct chatter]

892
00:39:49,717 --> 00:39:53,341
[Obie]
People are hesitant to say yes,

893
00:39:53,341 --> 00:39:57,924
but they are terrified
to say no.

894
00:39:57,924 --> 00:40:00,467
Terrified of what
they might miss out on.

895
00:40:00,467 --> 00:40:02,383
Terrified of what
they might not have.

896
00:40:02,383 --> 00:40:03,717
Hi, y'all!

897
00:40:03,717 --> 00:40:05,049
Come on! Join us!

898
00:40:05,049 --> 00:40:07,717
Hey, Dad, can I go?

899
00:40:07,717 --> 00:40:09,133
Yeah, sure.

900
00:40:09,133 --> 00:40:10,592
[Obie]
Which is why they say

901
00:40:10,592 --> 00:40:12,883
"what if."

902
00:40:12,883 --> 00:40:14,966
What if I won the lottery?

903
00:40:14,966 --> 00:40:17,049
What if I could date
the prom queen?

904
00:40:17,049 --> 00:40:20,383
What if I could make
my dreams come true?

905
00:40:20,383 --> 00:40:22,383
[whooping]

906
00:40:22,383 --> 00:40:24,341
[distorted]
Come on!

907
00:40:24,341 --> 00:40:27,425
[Obie] But a winner
doesn't say "what if."

908
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,258
A winner says

909
00:40:29,258 --> 00:40:31,717
-"when I."
-Yeah! [whoops]

910
00:40:31,717 --> 00:40:33,841
[Krystal]
Come on! Everybody in!

911
00:40:33,841 --> 00:40:34,841
Come on, Ernie!

912
00:40:34,841 --> 00:40:36,341
[Obie] Because "what if"
is a pipe dream.

913
00:40:36,341 --> 00:40:38,675
"When I" is a promise.

914
00:40:38,675 --> 00:40:42,300
-Ernie! Ernie! Ernie!
-You give me your pipe dream...

915
00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:44,091
-Come on, Dad!
-...and I'll make you

916
00:40:44,091 --> 00:40:46,258
-a promise.
-All right! All right!

917
00:40:46,258 --> 00:40:49,049
You give me your yes,

918
00:40:49,049 --> 00:40:53,008
and I'll give you the world.

919
00:40:53,008 --> 00:40:54,841
[distorted]
Eyes on me!

920
00:40:56,049 --> 00:40:57,133
[normal]
Okay, and push!

921
00:40:57,133 --> 00:40:58,633
Out!

922
00:40:58,633 --> 00:41:01,008
Push! Push!

923
00:41:01,008 --> 00:41:02,258
  Right in front of my face 

924
00:41:02,258 --> 00:41:04,091
 Finally you've
come along... 

925
00:41:04,091 --> 00:41:05,799
[Krystal]
And touch. And touch.

926
00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:07,633
Up! Up!

927
00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:09,924
Push! Push!

928
00:41:09,924 --> 00:41:11,758
And we're touching our toes,
touching our toes,

929
00:41:11,758 --> 00:41:14,049
touching our toes,
touching our toes.

930
00:41:14,049 --> 00:41:17,924
Pray it down. Pray it down.

931
00:41:17,924 --> 00:41:19,633
And push. Push.

932
00:41:19,633 --> 00:41:22,633
And touch.
Touch. Touch.

933
00:41:22,633 --> 00:41:25,175
Up. Push.

934
00:41:25,175 --> 00:41:29,175
 Finally it's happened
to me 

935
00:41:29,175 --> 00:41:31,633
  Right in front of my face 

936
00:41:31,633 --> 00:41:33,758
 And I just cannot hide it 

937
00:41:33,758 --> 00:41:35,300
 Finally... 

938
00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:38,467
Hey. Where did all those people
come from, huh?

939
00:41:38,467 --> 00:41:40,799
That much excitement in this
park's never been a good thing.

940
00:41:40,799 --> 00:41:42,216
Hey, I'm a walking billboard,
Stan.

941
00:41:42,216 --> 00:41:43,799
I only cost you
two bucks a head.

942
00:41:43,799 --> 00:41:46,799
How'd you do that?

943
00:41:46,799 --> 00:41:48,633
[sighs]

944
00:41:48,633 --> 00:41:51,091
I have access to people.

945
00:41:51,091 --> 00:41:52,841
Suburban people.

946
00:41:52,841 --> 00:41:55,049
They listen to
what I have to say,

947
00:41:55,049 --> 00:41:57,425
-no matter what.
-Okay.

948
00:41:58,550 --> 00:42:01,175
But they're gonna want
FAM goods stocked here.

949
00:42:01,175 --> 00:42:04,175
Now, I have a big order
I can fulfill

950
00:42:04,175 --> 00:42:05,758
-for you immediately.
-Oh, my God.

951
00:42:05,758 --> 00:42:07,633
But when that runs out,

952
00:42:07,633 --> 00:42:09,883
if those FAM folks
don't see more FAM products,

953
00:42:09,883 --> 00:42:12,425
they're gonna stop showing up.

954
00:42:12,425 --> 00:42:16,175
If this is some sort of joke,
I'm not laughing.

955
00:42:16,175 --> 00:42:18,550
Now, I have been
very nice to you,

956
00:42:18,550 --> 00:42:20,592
and if you think
you can just walk in here,

957
00:42:20,592 --> 00:42:22,467
say what you want
about your goddamn FAM,

958
00:42:22,467 --> 00:42:23,758
that's not...

959
00:42:23,758 --> 00:42:24,924
What are you...

960
00:42:24,924 --> 00:42:26,508
No, don't! God!

961
00:42:29,883 --> 00:42:31,258
That's not what, um...

962
00:42:31,258 --> 00:42:33,175
That's my father's.
[sighs] Shit.

963
00:42:34,633 --> 00:42:37,133
You know, a lot of employees
have been getting sick lately,

964
00:42:37,133 --> 00:42:38,717
and, uh, it's just
a hygiene issue--

965
00:42:38,717 --> 00:42:40,383
Shh!

966
00:42:40,383 --> 00:42:41,883
 percussive music 

967
00:42:41,883 --> 00:42:43,175
Buy the inventory.

968
00:42:43,175 --> 00:42:44,717
Re-up through me.

969
00:42:44,717 --> 00:42:46,383
Spackle your little
eye-spy here.

970
00:42:46,383 --> 00:42:48,300
You get to keep
boosted ticket sales,

971
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:50,341
I get my house back.

972
00:42:50,341 --> 00:42:52,175
Win-win.

973
00:42:55,592 --> 00:42:58,758
[door opens, closes]

974
00:42:58,758 --> 00:43:00,966
 lighthearted music 

975
00:43:00,966 --> 00:43:02,717


976
00:43:10,924 --> 00:43:13,966
$196 for
93 Splashercizers today

977
00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:17,508
and... a check

978
00:43:17,508 --> 00:43:21,383
for all this FAM inventory.

979
00:43:21,383 --> 00:43:24,008
I thought we agreed
on $10,027.

980
00:43:25,133 --> 00:43:27,758
I'm not gonna write
another one.

981
00:43:27,758 --> 00:43:30,091
Pleasure doing business
with you, Stan.

982
00:43:30,091 --> 00:43:31,175
[clicks tongue]

983
00:43:33,924 --> 00:43:35,883
[quietly]
Let's...

984
00:43:35,883 --> 00:43:39,675
-Let's talk business.
-[clicking tongue]

985
00:43:39,675 --> 00:43:40,966
How was it?

986
00:43:40,966 --> 00:43:42,425
It was weird.

987
00:43:42,425 --> 00:43:44,841
But it's just another
get-rich-quick thing.

988
00:43:44,841 --> 00:43:47,425
Oh, I think I might have met
the turkey sandwich guy.

989
00:43:47,425 --> 00:43:49,717
Gave me investment advice.

990
00:43:49,717 --> 00:43:51,592
Not much of
a story there though.

991
00:43:51,592 --> 00:43:53,383
[indistinct chatter]

992
00:43:53,383 --> 00:43:57,008
Well, well, thanks
for checking it out.

993
00:43:57,008 --> 00:44:01,258
There was this alligator
widow lady though.

994
00:44:01,258 --> 00:44:03,216
It'd be a hell of a "Minute."

995
00:44:03,216 --> 00:44:05,883
[chuckles softly]

996
00:44:05,883 --> 00:44:07,633
Yeah. Cool.

997
00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:12,216
Let's talk b...
[groans]

998
00:44:12,216 --> 00:44:15,592
  Be lovers
if we can't be friends? 

999
00:44:15,592 --> 00:44:17,883
[singing along]
 How can we start over 

1000
00:44:17,883 --> 00:44:20,008
  When the fighting
never ends... 

1001
00:44:20,008 --> 00:44:21,799
You hungry, little fella?

1002
00:44:21,799 --> 00:44:24,049
All right, hold on.

1003
00:44:24,049 --> 00:44:26,300
 How can we be lovers... 

1004
00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:28,883
[chuckles]
Okay, wait.

1005
00:44:28,883 --> 00:44:30,425
[gasps]

1006
00:44:30,425 --> 00:44:32,675
Oh, shit!

1007
00:44:32,675 --> 00:44:34,799
[parrot screeching]

1008
00:44:34,799 --> 00:44:36,300
Ah, damn,
where's the fire extinguisher?

1009
00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:38,467
Where's the fire extinguisher?

1010
00:44:39,799 --> 00:44:41,133
[shouts]

1011
00:44:41,133 --> 00:44:42,216
Oh, damn!

1012
00:44:42,216 --> 00:44:45,175
What the fuck?! Oh, shit.

1013
00:44:45,175 --> 00:44:46,841
[screeching]

1014
00:44:46,841 --> 00:44:48,841
Come on.

1015
00:44:48,841 --> 00:44:50,508
C-Come on, little fella,
come on.

1016
00:44:50,508 --> 00:44:53,049
Hey, there you go,
there you go, there you go.

1017
00:44:53,049 --> 00:44:54,175
There you go.

1018
00:44:54,175 --> 00:44:55,924
[shouts]

1019
00:44:55,924 --> 00:44:57,008
Oh, shit.

1020
00:44:57,008 --> 00:44:59,841
[whimpers]

1021
00:44:59,841 --> 00:45:01,675
Mr. Crackers!

1022
00:45:01,675 --> 00:45:03,216
  We can work it out 

1023
00:45:03,216 --> 00:45:05,091
  How can we be lovers... 

1024
00:45:05,091 --> 00:45:07,883
[shouts]

1025
00:45:07,883 --> 00:45:12,717
 How can we start over
when the fighting never ends? 

1026
00:45:12,717 --> 00:45:17,467
  How can we make love
if we can't make amends... 

1027
00:45:17,467 --> 00:45:19,675
 tense music 

1028
00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:22,049


1029
00:45:22,049 --> 00:45:23,883
-[engine starts]
-[tape clicks]

1030
00:45:26,675 --> 00:45:29,133
[Krystal]
I give back every night,

1031
00:45:29,133 --> 00:45:31,049
teaching Splashercize
down at Rebel Rapids.

1032
00:45:31,049 --> 00:45:34,216
And, dang,
if it doesn't get me pumped...

1033
00:45:34,216 --> 00:45:36,550
[crickets chirping]

1034
00:45:41,758 --> 00:45:43,425
[keys jangle]

1035
00:45:43,425 --> 00:45:46,049
Howdy, neighbor.
Welcome back.

1036
00:45:46,049 --> 00:45:47,883
-Hey.
-[chuckles]

1037
00:45:47,883 --> 00:45:48,966
Renovations done?

1038
00:45:48,966 --> 00:45:50,717
Yeah.

1039
00:45:50,717 --> 00:45:52,758
Huh.

1040
00:45:52,758 --> 00:45:54,216
Wow.

1041
00:45:54,216 --> 00:45:58,341
Eh, looks the same to me.

1042
00:45:58,341 --> 00:46:00,133
That's how you know
they did good.

1043
00:46:00,133 --> 00:46:02,300
Wow!

1044
00:46:02,300 --> 00:46:03,924
They did amazing work.

1045
00:46:03,924 --> 00:46:05,592
[chuckles]

1046
00:46:05,592 --> 00:46:08,883
Look...

1047
00:46:08,883 --> 00:46:12,425
when-when Harold and I
were in that pool together,

1048
00:46:12,425 --> 00:46:15,425
splish, splash,
I was having a blast.

1049
00:46:15,425 --> 00:46:17,758
[chuckles]

1050
00:46:17,758 --> 00:46:21,633
I-I don't know much
about FAM, okay?

1051
00:46:21,633 --> 00:46:25,341
But I do know how I felt
when I was in there.

1052
00:46:25,341 --> 00:46:29,175
I felt... surrounded.

1053
00:46:29,175 --> 00:46:31,258
Surrounded by...

1054
00:46:31,258 --> 00:46:34,091
love...

1055
00:46:34,091 --> 00:46:36,758
and...

1056
00:46:36,758 --> 00:46:38,883
positivity,

1057
00:46:38,883 --> 00:46:41,758
by family.

1058
00:46:41,758 --> 00:46:43,966
Like a warm blanket.

1059
00:46:48,341 --> 00:46:50,633
That's what I've been missing.

1060
00:46:52,633 --> 00:46:54,091
It's what Harold needs.

1061
00:46:54,091 --> 00:46:55,966
Yeah.

1062
00:47:00,841 --> 00:47:02,633
I want in.

1063
00:47:05,216 --> 00:47:07,924
[chuckles softly]

1064
00:47:07,924 --> 00:47:09,966
I want to be part of the FAM.

1065
00:47:14,216 --> 00:47:17,216
[both chuckle]

1066
00:47:17,216 --> 00:47:18,717
Okay, Ernie.

1067
00:47:18,717 --> 00:47:20,049
Yeah?

1068
00:47:20,049 --> 00:47:21,592
We'll get you set up.

1069
00:47:21,592 --> 00:47:24,758
[both chuckling]

1070
00:47:29,508 --> 00:47:31,175
[quietly]
Thank you.

1071
00:47:33,383 --> 00:47:35,883
-Have a good night.
-You, too.

1072
00:47:35,883 --> 00:47:37,924
 optimistic music 

1073
00:47:37,924 --> 00:47:39,717


1074
00:47:39,717 --> 00:47:42,300
[door creaks]

1075
00:47:44,841 --> 00:47:46,841
[sighs]

1076
00:47:54,508 --> 00:47:56,841



